kplawver’s avatarkplawver’s Twitter Archive

34,387 tweets

Recent:

  1. I just saw a headline that the board agreed to terms. I’m deactivating my account. Speech without consequences isn’t free speech. @emilyhdasilva/1518675089352441856
  2. The TSA swabbed my cheese.
  3. If spring allergies were Friday Night Lights: Full nose, dry mouth, can’t sleep.
  4. My best friend's named Koo. I call him from my cell phone. And then say: #haiku.
  5. Assume you have the politcal capital to ask the question everyone is thinking but too afraid to ask.
  6. There are so many anti-LGBTQIA+ bills in the GA legislature right now that I just keep replying to my same email to my state rep and senator with, "Here's another one you should vote against. It's cruel and stupid, and flies in the face of all medical and scientific knowledge."
  7. I think it’s OK to acknowledge that sometimes, some days, I’m REALLY good at my job.
  8. Happy International Day of Awesomeness! Get out there and do something … awesome.
  9. I disagree. Bring your pets, bring your kids, bring a pile of laundry. Bring your whole glorious messy self. It’s time for “professional” to admit that real life exists. @anon_opin/1500772002713542657
  10. Had a lovely time welcoming @wadeherringga1 back to Savannah! Really excited by the turnout and enthusiasm. Feeling good about Wade’s chances in November!!
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  11. The entire Lawver family was almost excommunicated for simulataneously losing it after reading in the program that our opening hymn would be “How Genital God’s Commands" @RevKimWChafee/1499053604463906821
  12. Are you in Texas? Want to show up for trans kids? Go to this: facebook.com/events/s/march-for-trans-youth/510950167303093/
  13. Between Texas and Ukraine, I’m at a loss for words.

Popular:

  1. I think “Blue Screen of Death” is a better name for Seattle’s defense.
  2. If it’s time for “unity and hope” it’s time for white people to make the move. We have to give up white supremacy. We have to give up confederate myths. We have to move towards equity and justice. @baratunde/1348028226463940608
  3. …in reply to @shaunking
    @shaunking She’s even free to practice it in her office, but she forced her employees to practice her religion too.
  4. I think I'll vote for the guy who can control the weather and turn invisible. The world needs a superhero president.
  5. Super guy, @adactio, nails it again. This is one of the most important things I’ve read on web development in a long time: adactio.com/journal/15050
  6. This is so… nice. I love CSS. @JoshWComeau/1361741382759636993

I’ve retweeted other tweets 1,739 times (5.1%)

Most Retweeted

  1. creativecoast 79 retweets
  2. TechSAVANNAH 63 retweets
  3. planted 24 retweets
  4. jgarber 22 retweets
  5. swear_trek 20 retweets
  6. railsmachine 19 retweets
  7. yjouffrault 17 retweets
  8. scalzi 16 retweets
  9. lmorchard 16 retweets
  10. meyerweb 14 retweets

Most Retweeted (Last 12 months)

Replies and Mentions

39.1% of my tweets are replies (×13,456)

Most Replies To

  1. Weegee 358 replies
  2. jgarber 306 replies
  3. ErikReagan 300 replies
  4. TWalk 291 replies
  5. mholzschlag 237 replies

Most Replies To (Last 12 months)

I’ve sent someone a mention 339 times (1.0%)

41.0% of the links I’ve posted are using the https: protocol (1,550 of 3,782)

NaN% of the links I’ve posted in the last 12 months are using the https: protocol (0 of 0)

Top Domains

  1. twitter.com 685 tweets
  2. rd.io 269 tweets
  3. instagr.am 172 tweets
  4. instagram.com 98 tweets
  5. refreshsavannah.com 91 tweets
  6. lawver.net 90 tweets
  7. lwvr.net 76 tweets
  8. spotify.com 75 tweets
  9. youtube.com 74 tweets
  10. bridgetroll.org 74 tweets

Top Hosts

  1. twitter.com 685 tweets
  2. rd.io 269 tweets
  3. instagr.am 172 tweets
  4. instagram.com 95 tweets
  5. refreshsavannah.com 91 tweets
  6. open.spotify.com 75 tweets
  7. ha.lwvr.net 73 tweets
  8. www.bridgetroll.org 72 tweets
  9. www.youtube.com 71 tweets
  10. lawver.net 67 tweets

My tweets have been given about ♻️ 3,054 retweets and ❤️ 18,417 likes

Top 5 Emoji Used in Tweets

  1. 👏🏻 used 24 times on 7 tweets
  2. ❤️ used 23 times on 23 tweets
  3. ☕️ used 22 times on 3 tweets
  4. 🍺 used 14 times on 6 tweets
  5. 💩 used 9 times on 9 tweets

67 unique emoji on 114 tweets (0.3% of all tweets***)

Top 5 Hashtags

  1. geekend used 45 times
  2. idoa used 34 times
  3. tedxcc used 20 times
  4. lazyweb used 14 times
  5. goodtrouble used 14 times

1,182 hashtags on 1,179 tweets (3.6% of all tweets***)

Top 5 Swear Words

  1. h_ll used 149 times on 148 tweets
  2. d_mn used 147 times
  3. a_s used 83 times on 79 tweets
  4. s_it used 82 times on 75 tweets
  5. f_ck used 49 times on 47 tweets

854 swear words on 812 tweets (2.5% of all tweets***)

***: does not include retweets